Front + sides
$20 made2 of 7 claimedongoing · no deadline
Put your brand close to my precious area.
Seven digital logo spots: three on the front and four on the back. Every empty spot is $10. Every outbid adds exactly $10.
Seven spots · three front, four back
This is a digital placement on this website. I am not printing the logos, and I am not wearing branded underwear in public. Your brand simply gets unusually close to the area I protect most carefully.
See all spots ↓Your competitors bought ads. You bought proximity.
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The auction, live.
Sorted by paid price. Every open spot costs $10. Each outbid costs exactly $10 more.
Front center
Hermes Agent — Open-Source AI Agent That Grows With You | Nous Research ↗
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0 clicks
$10
current paid claim
Left butt cheek
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$10
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OPEN
Left side
Nobody is this close yet.
Open
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OPEN
Right side
Nobody is this close yet.
Open
current paid claim
OPEN
Right butt cheek
Nobody is this close yet.
Open
current paid claim
OPEN
Left thigh
Nobody is this close yet.
Open
current paid claim
OPEN
Right thigh
Nobody is this close yet.
Open
current paid claim
No signup. No deposit.
Three moves.
- 01
Pick a spot
Choose one of seven placements across the front and back images.
- 02
Preview your logo
Enter your product website. Its logo appears on the chosen underwear spot before you pay.
- 03
Pay the number
Stripe collects your email and saves the previewed logo. It stays until another brand pays $10 more.
Questions, answered.
Is this a photo of you?
No. These are the original underwear product illustrations. My private body photos are not used or published.
Are you wearing these logos in public?
No. The placements exist only on the underwear images. I am keeping my actual underwear and your actual marketing budget indoors.
What does $10 buy?
Any open spot. If the current price is $40, the next claim costs $50.
Do I get refunded when someone outbids me?
No. Your payment bought the display time you received. Being outbid ends that placement without a refund or credit.
Do I need an account?
No signup and no signin. Enter your website, preview its logo, and Stripe Checkout collects your email.
Can any logo appear?
No. I can remove unlawful, infringing, deceptive, hateful, sexually explicit, or unsafe material. This is close to my precious area, not beyond common sense.
Traffic without creepy tracking.
DataFast runs cookieless when configured. Bidder emails and Stripe data never enter analytics.